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Make some friends and leverage your friends to give each other qualstars. A minimum of 3 friends are needed to obfiscate the chain. I.e. A->B->C->A
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Leverage your new qualstars and flaunt them at your performance review. These qualstars convert to review points.
3.The more points you have the better you will do in the point system ranking so don't bother doing real work all that matters is friends = qualstars = points = promotion = money sucked out of the QCOM mega royalty coffers in your pocket.
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Stop working 12 hour days. This will not help your career. You must use this time to drink with friends friends to make more friends.
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If your director says he does not do qualstars he lies. He uses his star allocation to give to his friends. You are not his friend so f*** you.
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If you are successful at qualstar hunting then congrats! You will be VP in 10 years. Unfortunately like the supply of Bitcoin, the qualstars are becoming rare and hard to come by. What goes up must come down. After 25 years of qualstar mining you sir are shit out of luck. The smart VPs have moved to new games and your stuck playing the Internet of everything with nothing more than an outdated bloated software stack.
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Leverage your new super title status to get a new job elsewere.
Good luck with all of you in your careers. I wish you all the best. I had some great times at Q. Those times are over.