first the schlumbertrons will tell them that this is going to open a whole new world of opportunities for them to develop their careers but then the cameron employees will realize they are better paid and have better conditions than the slb employees and HR will start the "integration" which means cutting their salaries and benefits to the same as slb. Then the cameron management will have to report to the psychopath schlumbertron higher management globally and they will realize this bunch of moronic schlumbertrons just want to control everything and then the firing and layoffs start. they will talk the talk about cameron people being in management for a while and things may appear ok but towards the end of the first year the schlumbertrons won't trust the cameron people to run their own business and will want to appoint one of their own and usually they will find a psychopathic schlumbertron somewhere who won't have any experience in their business and he or she will become the new president. This psycho will then start firing all the cameron managers to replace them with schlumbertrons and bit by bit the company will fall apart and people start to leave in droves if they haven't already jumped ship - welcome to shlumberger
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Schlumbertrons buys big bad Cameron!
The brain drain has been going on for months now. Most of the best talent is gone already. Look around you. The deadest of the deadwood were fired, the best jumped ship, now there is just mediocre employees and some ass kissers. any remaining talent will find their way out soon.
excellent summary and enjoy the ride
I am tooooooooooooooo excited to see the day when the Schlumberj HR and IT walks in to clean the CCD and Travelers....What will happen to the SPECIAL Independent contractors that are cheating the company for so many years now and what will happen to the managers and senior manager that are getting the bribe from them to allow in the company for so many years - I want to see these perverts face, I feel sorry for the innocent employees that gave the life for the company both your CEO and your managers gave respect for you.............CCD and travelers is for lease soon landlord is sad to see cameron leaving!!!!!
I am super excited. Cameron is very difficult to deal with and treats their customers like garbage.
Cop that Doug... Bet you wish you were American now😂😂😂😂😂😂 he will not save you 😇😇😇😇
Very well put and yes, they have begun the mass exodus.