So how can we make it as hard as possible once we get the call? Like don't even bring your laptop to work, leave your red card and cell at home? Any ideas?
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Go buy some shrimp snd take it to work frozen in plastic bag. Place it judiciously in secret places you know cleaning staff will miss. Behind books. In desk drawer.
They will wonder days from now what the stink is and where it is coming from
Watch a porno.
Refuse to answer your phone, go for a long (like 3 hr) breakfast in the am, or any 'early' lunch. Really, can't do much but muck with their schedules at this point if you're on the list
Don't answer your phone, and start a knitting project in the restroom stall--
Ethics Hotline is worse than a total sham. They operate it to smoke out people who won't drink the Koolaid.
Piss on them...literally.
Copy everything that you have! You can either use it later or hand it over to landowners or regulators to show what an unethical company you used to work for. Does the conscious good, since the Ethics Line is a sham!
By all means let's be childish and stupid. The only people hurt by actions like this is the person doing these things. COP is not only company laying off. If you are called to conference room show some maturity and move on to something better
Ok, we get it you are pissed, we all are pissed to some extent. You can do what you suggest Anonymous169582 but it will end in more trouble than it is worth. Consider they will require the return of these items before they pay your severance. Now if you super clue that laptop or other items to your desk that might actually be funny. Or maybe, fill your file and or desk drawers with spray expanding foam. I am not telling you should do these things but…………………………….
Yes, thats the messed up thing about this. Thise recent hires (less than 3-yrs) will attest to the lack of onboarding, difficult systems, uncooperative coworkers and hiding of information. Who really believes that the SPIRIT values exist? There was always that underlying culture from thise that had been at ConocoPhillips a long time of sadistic uncooperation.
They fing hired me when they knew they were going to have to re adjust to be more independent. F them!
They fing hired me when they knew they were going to have to re adjust to be more independent. F them!