Even if you're just copying and pasting what looks like a template paragraph, companies offer products that change the way sentences are structured, commas instead of semicolons, removing/adding fluff sentences, etc. - this makes each email unique and easy to trace to the employee who forwarded. Be careful and don't lose your severance package.
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Unvested stock is forfeited but per their speech we are employees until Nov 30th.
Don't be stupid- use ranges/estimates/generalities not exact numbers and copy/paste. That can't cant trace that back to anyone. They are just trying to intimidate everyone. They can't trace it here.
No way in hell they made over a thousand seperate emails. You sir souls go sit on a beer bottle
Interesting mine told me to google lemonparty or something like that. Not what I expected but I followed orders.
Here is what I know. I came in this morning, winked at my super hot receptionist Sarah. Got to my desk the email was marked with a red exclamation. It took me to this website meatspin dot com and well the rest is history
Read the fine print bitches - if you leek the letter you have to pay back your severance and insurance. Don't f*** with this......unless you change words, add commas and say 3 hail mary's.....then you're good.
Generally speaking (weeks of pay, %s, stock vesting) what did the serverance look like?
There wasn't a letter. They told you to go to a website.
I'm supposed to worry what HR will think at the company that just fired me? I don't work there anymore, kook, so they have no control over me.
sooooo, basically when you copy and paste it to someone else just comma after every word. and erase a few words replaced with another word that would also fit in.
A solid post from a valid user. As someone who works in IT with a security background, I can assure you that I know what I'm talking about. Trust me. Oh yeah, and buy my book......or my hair tonic....or perhaps my vitamins. Those vitamins will make you lose weight for sure....I think...but probably not....but buy them anyways. OK?
what are they going to do - Fire you?
I didn't know this, this is interesting...hmm...so y do they have leverage over you on severance? they can do that? they can take severance away?
That's actually very interesting. Never would have known.
They cant trace mine I put a bunch of frowny face smilies throughout it! :(