Inside scoop - Tuesday (9/29) will be the day. Official numbers are 406 employee terminated. IT has completed the auto meeting invites to be distributed on Tuesday at 8:00am notifying the individual. Layoffs will rotate by building, starting with first floor going up, and moving counterclockwise by geographic location. Packages will include two weeks salary, tickets to a Thunder game, and a final butt burp in your choice of building bathroom. Also heard that clowns will be doing the termination speeches to ease the tension. Only option to save your job is to yell out "NO WHAMMY" when the meeting invite is received. That will auto defer the termination to the next person in line.
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Fake news...copied from Devon forum
Actually October 5 is the date. Expect quite a few empty seats after October 5.
Thanks Inside scoop. Yelling "NO WHAMMY" three times whilst standing on one leg and balancing your coffee cup on your head will auto defer the termination to that guy with the terrible coffee breath that daily insists upon interrupting you to "help" set priorities