Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

Look on the bright side, if you get laid off you will be able to drugs

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The grass is greener

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Post ID: @2XC5+DE9cb09

@Anonymous161779: except drug tests are really expensive

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Post ID: @KfT+DE9cb09

Sounds like the company should just random drug test everyone then they can make some head count reductions without worry about paying the severance.

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Post ID: @YtN+DE9cb09

I think the OP may have meant that, with all the free time, you will be able to go all Walter White. It's more money anyway and all tax free. Retirement benefits not all that great though.

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Post ID: @S4K+DE9cb09

What do me now? Hadn't had a random test in years so I ve been ahead of the curve on this one.

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Post ID: @j4R+DE9cb09

Wow, you are an imbicil.

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Post ID: @fBv+DE9cb09

Hahaha, sounds like someone is already on the ganja

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Post ID: @Bve+DE9cb09

You mean, "be able to (do) drugs"? Far out, man. Sounds like somebody may have gotten an early start already.

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Post ID: @eEA+DE9cb09

Awesome! God knows working at COP causes one to need some weed to relax.

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Post ID: @XWB+DE9cb09

Now I can try medical marijuana for the headaches.

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