ALL HAIL KING LOUIE
What a fortuitous occasion as the long awaited arrival of King Louie sounded in the Ops-building as royal trumpets summoned his court jesters. The only thing missing was his pumpkin carriage and chauffer who was probably attending some yard sale in search of items to sell on EBay.
His babblings were distinctly imperceptible to the ear and he made absolutely no logical points whatsoever. His only reason for an appearance was due to the increasing number of warnings that over 70% of the membership was working the weekend. His stupid comment that we proved our point to the company was absurd. The follow-up question is, ‘What did we prove?’ Was it solidarity? No you buffoon, 70% were reporting to work. What did you prove to the company? Was it outsourcing the cable work? Yes, that must be it. It must’ve been outsourcing so we lose overtime and possibly layoff the new hires. What a DOPE! You are living back in 1953! And who was it that taught you to negotiate? Was it the snake oil salesman from the Wizard of Oz? I took out my handkerchief when you told the story about receiving phone calls from members who couldn’t afford to get an MRI because they didn’t have the money under the current HRA Healthcare coverage. I thought perhaps you were about to say that you would pay for it since you mentioned how you can afford it. You’re getting your pension, social security, company salary, vacation pay since you never take one, and union pay. I GUESS YOU CAN AFFORD IT! And the answer is going back to POS coverage? Don’t hold your breath King Louie! Why didn’t you tell us the truth? Tell us about your personal package deal of 53+ hours of pay from the union and company with overtime. Tell us how you don’t have to show up to work; and yet you get paid for not being here. What shop order do you charge for getting paid from the company without being here? Is any wonder why nobody can ever reach you? Do you have to take ethics IAV’s? You had a sweet deal under the Mic. No wonder you sold people down the river. No wonder the Mic got his cabin built. You got a lot of answering to do---to the IRS! Enjoy King Louie. Time is short.