You would tell me I am attractive because I am. I have a very symmetrical face and let me tell you missy, that is the root of attractive. Do not hate. I can not help that I am a big, strong, attractive young man. It is not all what is it chocked up to be. Men get jealous when their ladies look at me, mouths watering. I can see why Nigel would want some, but as I said, I am not gay or bi, I am as straight as the crease in my khakis! He is also a VP and needs to keep his advances to himself. I am not judging his sexuality only his actions towards me. I told my co-worker Samantha, that if I go back to AMBU, I will just lose my looks, messy hair, wrinkled cloths and her reply was, you can never look bad!!! See that's what I get!
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Well,... I didn't USED to hate AMBU. But then, Mr. "Stuck On Himself" chimed in. Now, I HATE AMBU!
By the way,... which Festrunk brother are you? Georg? Or, Yortuk?
Yes.
Hey mister "I'm so good looking," get over yourself...seriously. Not saying it's ok for a VP to hit on you, but what woman goes around telling men how good looking they are? We all know you guys already think pretty highly of yourselves.
Have any of you been to that new BU AMBU. The VP (That's the highest position in the BU I believe) is off kilter. He goes by Nigel and has a fake British accent! See, he told me he was raised in America and then his Dad moved to England when he was 16. I told him I was surprised he picked up an accent. He said, "Well, people find it sexy." See, he said PEOPLE, not woman!!!!!!. He made me feel very uncomfortable by asking me how much I bench and if I have a girl friend. Of course I have a girl friend and I can bench 185....that is two 45's and two quarters on the bar buddy so back off! What man asks you if you are wearing cologne and what type because it "Smells of pine wood"? I wanted to say its Polo, but I told him it was Irish Spring soap, as I did not want to give him any ammunition for his gun. I would fire him for making attractive young men like me feel very awkward. I get "Wow you are good looking" at least 2-3 times a day from woman, but when a VP says "Hey good lookin you wanna go out to get Knackered?" it throw your mojo off! I changed my cloths and hair style, I don't want anyone thinking I lean the other way or anything like that. I know everyone respects that sort of life style in Chevron, and so do I, as long as you don't keep smelling my hair and asking what type of shampoo I use to LATHER UP WITH. Come on, you can't work in the oil field and be like that! I think he should be on the list. I also heard that the BU is falling behind. He should be fired for that too.
Pennsylvania Layoffs: They started cutting people last year, so layoffs are nothing new in Pennsylvania. Lots of people went up for management positions (a lot, but definitely not all) to further their career and ended up getting screwed because that area didn't perform the way they expected it to and people ended up losing their jobs.
no one hates this business unit more than any others. Well maybe
No because it ensures they aren't the worst performing BU.
What kind of question is that? Take your " Yellow " ass back to where ever you come from.