People will be scattering left and right out of the company because of how this went down and they will be F'ed.
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"genuflecting"; "cause de la journee", etc. Good stuff... stealing them!
Aside from the laughable ineptness of this one single atrocity (ROM), I will take with me all that I have learned, under Chevron's tutelage: 1) my appreciation and respect for Diversity in the workforce, is now immense,... except for Gays,... still can't get my head around that one,... anyway, most of them are in HR,...and a gay President Of The United States isn't helping ; 2) my sensitivity toward the fairer sex has matured, I no longer stare at their butts or breasts as they walk by, just when they bend over, and only rarely do I fantisize about aberrant sex with the younger ones, preferring older women now, so, like,... THAT's a sign of maturity; 3) I am literally STEEPED in "safety", to the point that I fear the outside world, and only sleep well when firmly lashed to my bed,... no, wait, the 'aberrant sex' thing again, so,... anyway, I AM steeped in 'safety',... trust me; 4) I am so terrified of controversy in the workplace that I can no longer make eye contact and answer questions while genuflecting and encouraging the other party to "always be sure and drink plenty of water"; 5) I never presume that anyone organizationally superior to me knows my name or wishes to acknowledge my presence in any way, shape, or form, all the while puzzling at what appears to be buggers, on the cuff of their trousers; 6) I unfailingly applaud and pledge my undying support for and allegiance to, the latest effort, project, or "cause de la journee"; because, you know, there might be a tee-shirt, cheap plastic cup, or handy key-chain flashlight in it, for me; 7) I am now able to memorize and use in a sentence, every acronym, buzz word/phrase, or snarky, preppy remark you can think of, almost without thinking, which insures that I'm considered "in",... with the Millennial crowd, anyway; 8) I have developed a suck-up skill set that defies comparison, it even makes ME sick to my stomach(!); 9) I LIVE for MEETINGS, the longer, the more vague, the less relevant, the BETTER,... sleeping with your eyes open isn't for beginners; and, finally: 10) I simply do not give a shit, anymore,... or, as Kenny Powers might say,..."In closing, I'd like to give big ups to God, Buddha, L. Ron, whoever. Hell, maybe I just need to thank ME. If there's one thing I've learned through all my adventures and conquests, it's that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great. I just am great. I'm not trying to sound cocky or full of myself, but I have a sneaking suspicion that no matter what comes my way I will always be great. Because that's just the way shit works sometimes. This has been based on a true story. The motherfuckin' end."
Completely agree not done right at all