The flagship university of the most bizarre organization in existence (L-3 CSW) is under investigation for its deceptive practices (according to CNN Money). How will the managers, directors, and VPs of L-3 CSW react when they find out their mail-in degrees are worth nothing? Or, are these poor managers guilty of perpetuating a deception even greater than U of Phoenix: that they have a modicum of intelligence, a shred of intellect, an ounce of gusto to justify their high salaries, inflated duty titles, and growing number of direct reports. Sounds like another layoff is needed to weed out the "U of Phoenix Manager"
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Where do I sign up. Sounds like my kind of place.
Univ. of Phoenix is for stoners, hippies, Neocons, neophytes, bible-thumpers,nymphomaniacs, and psychopaths.
Yes, he is. And the Manager of Purchasing, and the former Supply Chain Director (who has since been fired), and most OPMs and OPDs. Christ, practically everyone in Operations got their degree from U of Phoenix, not to mention multiple finance analysts (so much for having any knowledge of "finance").
Everyone with a real degree knows university of phoenix and online programs have always been lightweight fluff. Isnt that 8 foot albino facilities troll king a phoenix instructor? He's as smart as Britney spears.
Hey me too. With hoskins though don't bend over.
I got my degree from the University of Hoskins. Now I am starting an MSEE program under Dr. Guy Fawkes.
Another rump ranger. You envious termites are coming out of the woodwork. Get a degree from any school you ignorant stooge. You haven't a clue how much work is involved to get one.
I agree that University of Phoenix is a waste of time, money, and effort (if any is required). The guy trying to defend it on this page is obviously a manager, director, or VP who "packs fudge" with his church brethren and gets ahead by kissing ass.
Yup she say you've got more diseases then the local shelter in Frisco. Besides she says she just watches as your union buddies pack fudge and suck fecal hogs.
Well, if you didn't drop a dime, you sure as hell wasted your time. Once this investigation is complete, your degree will be worth the same amount you put in: zero, nada, nothing. As far as your sister's escort service, we know exactly how much it makes: me and some fellas from the local union are her biggest customers.
Didn't drop a dime Mr intelligent. You and yours paid for it. And the escort service and bake shop make way more than you ever will. You are such a smarty pants.
@Anonymous127399 - sounds like the only "cry baby" is you (wahhh....wahhhh). I can sense some real "regret" on your part, as you try to justify your sub-par education at a diploma mill like U of P. "Successful attorneys", "Presidents of Large Companies" - hah hah hah! Really? Which companies, pal? Your mom's bake shop? Your sister's escort service? Those don't count, dude. Everyone at L-3 knows that the Phoenix people are complete imbeciles. It's almost laughable. We employees (without degrees) mock you supposed geniuses every chance we get. Glad you dropped $30K on an education you could have gotten at a local library. Bwah hah hah.
So obviously your education can't get you past the UOP group. Bunch of jealous clowns. All schools have been investigated for some reason or another. I agree for profit schools cost way to much, but it works for some people. Seemingly for those at L 3 more than your education did you. I've been to both the U and UOP. My profs at the U couldnt have given two shits for their students. All they ever had done in life is teach. Those that can actually make money in life seldom teach for a living. I had instructors who were succesfull attorneys, presidents of large banks and credit unions. People who didn't acclaim themselves great because they read to people out of a demented politically correct piece of dribble written by people who only have sat at a desk as others surpassed their greatest ambitions. You education is only worth what you make of it. Go back in your hole with your video games and porn you cry babies.
Hah hah! This is karma, baby. Love it.
@ Bob - I agree with you. We've got some good schools here in the area (excluding, obviously, Bring'em Young), and it makes you wonder why we don't have more U of U, Utah State, or Westminster grads here. The U of Phoenix people (who obviously couldn't get into a decent school to begin with) are horrible employees!
Very concerned by the number of U of P graduates at CSW. It's as if HR doesn't know that the Ivy League, Pac-12, or Big 10 exists. Seriously, people. Recruit from a real school.
Well said! So fuwking true. Down with that U of Phoenix grad - the only thing worse than a fuwking BYU grad....
Amen!!