COME MENSA COME

Come Mega As You Are

Next week should be a pulchritudinous show. A dazzling, yet delightful display as Mega Mensa comes to town with his financial adviser sniffing the heels for a return on an investment that has produced nothing more than an expensive pie in the sky. There will be much frazzle dazzle as Mike Davida tries to impress Mensa Mega with sales numbers for the end of the first quarter and first month of the second quarter. And why should anyone be the wiser? If we accelerate sales just maybe we can foil any attempts for embarrassing questions. Well, let’s not forget we are not selling cars, but we’re dealing with a Mensa. Davida is not soft soaping the saddles of the Wyoming Kid, or wiping Susie Poops. Mensa will pose a myriad of questions and won’t necessarily be concerned with back end sales, which I might add are quickly vanishing. Rather, he wants data on new orders (front end stuff) and after spending more than $800K, he will ask where the beef is. Maybe it’s time to call in the ‘BIG GUNS’ like Willard Hogbin, or Red Buttman. Maybe they need to call in Reverend Kool-Aid as they all sip and sing Kumbaya. No, I’m afraid they don’t have a BIG GUN to explain this one. In fact Davida this song is for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vabnZ9-ex7o

Come Mega-come, as you were

As I want you to be

As a friend, Focus friend

Drink the Kool-Aid with me

Take your time, hurry up

Choice is yours, don't be late

Take a rest-Focus friend

As I know

Memoria, memoria

Come doused in mind, doused in speech

As I want you to be

Reverend Ike-Focus friend

As an old

Memoria, memoria

Well I swear that I don’t have a big gun

No I don’t have a gun

No I don't have a gun

Memoria, Memoria

Well I swear that I don’t have a big gun

No I don't have a gun

Memoria, memoria

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The entourage arrived shortly after 8AM as the running rhinos galloped at lightening speed to usher them upstairs as they crossed the somewhat faded red carpet. They signed in at guard headquarters as one member of the team was acting very fidgety. Enclosed in the elevator a foul odor permeated the air and one of the members asked if a sewer had backed up. At that point the group tried to exit at the 2nd floor, but to the embarrassment of Mike Davida he reminded them that it was no longer L-3 property. The mystery was revealed when at the 3rd floor one member quickly rushed to the bathroom. 'Hurry back poops we'll be waiting' shouted the other members. Coffee & Danish are waiting shouted Davida. As the group assembled, special coffee from the Davida Mint was served in special 1979 KISS mugs. The morning progressed with meeting after meeting, hardly breaking for lunch as questions mounted. Details of the day are to follow, but nevertheless the day ended with dinner at a swank restaurant in Philadelphia. What's on the menu? Rhino, of course. Stay tuned.

John Mega came by Camden today for a friendly visit. Let's see if the building is still open tomorrow morning.

I hope Mr. Mega puts a stop to all this focus selling. I've gone through 12 pairs of rhino shoes since this damn silly thing has started. They're now training some additional rhino's. I hope they don't drop us downtown like last time, especially downtown Baltimore. Last time we had to pay our own way back across the bridge while Hogan was in the pace car chanting for us to keep up with him.

I CAN'T STOP SINGING THIS SONG...............OMG! I'M HOOKED!

When you come to work Monday, please don't touch anything, we've spent a lot of money cleaning the place up. In fact if you could take vacation that would be great, m'kay? Great.

Go Guy Fawkes. I've been screwed enough. I hope those rats get what they deserve!

Well, this certainly should satisfy Fuking Fawkes who complains about the old baby boomers singing oldies.

A quite enjoyable read! Enjoy the rest of this lovely Sunday and get your popcorn ready for this entertaining show to come this week! Chow!

Freakin GREAT! Freakin GREAT!

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