Thread regarding L-3 Communications Holdings Inc. layoffs

Luigi Lavazza, my dear compadre listen to me. You’ve done very well for the family, but it’s time to step down. Don’t be like the other cavonnes hanging onto a dream. You’re not 25 anymore and have collected plenty of dues (excuse please). You’ve done very well for the family becoming the director of South Seas West Condominium Apartments of Marco Island in Naples, Florida. That’s not too shabby and something to be proud of. You had some trouble, but nothing that Danny Fazoola & Knuckles McLarge couldn’t handle. I tell you before to stay away from the east side, but you had to move the headquarters to Brigantine-what’s the matter for you, brisaola? When we get older we sometimes get stunad, you know what I mean? We been reading all the negative press and it makes the family look bad. All those things were good in the old days, but no more, Capisce? I don’t want the bulls coming down on the operation, so pay attention! Call the gang together-Knuckes McLarge, Danny Fazoola, Tipsy Tony Rotini, Jerry Pastene, and Bingo Bongo Legs. I’m sending Tony Bagels, Junior Lollipops, and Jimmy Gooch to set things up. It’s time to stash the scharole and go into hiding. I have a place set up in Palermo with a couple of gorgeous cumadres that will help you spend all the unions’ money. We can call Tony the Match to get rid of all the books—Forget about it! It’s time to go. Don’t keep wasting time trying to negotiate another deal-you milked the cow enough. Pack up your tings and cut the strings. The Mick is gone and you can’t work a deal with that mombo in HR. Don’t you realize that the bulls won’t have to go far to lock you up? They’re in the same building—stupido!