The corrections officers and I are organizing a betting pool and placing our bets on which CCi execs will pair up as love buddies when they're all locked up in the clink together. Any inside info you can share to assist me in placing the most promising bets would be much appreciated. Thank you.
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271: Gay sex is beautiful. And a prison provides the optimal atmosphere for that most intimate expression of genuine same sex love. If you don't already know that, you'll find out soon enough. And don't worry, I'll let you execs have conjugal visits with each other as frequently as you want. It will be the perfect way for you all to re-live your short-lived glory days when you were able to pay yourselves so handsomely to do that to your students and employees.
Warden: why are you so obsessed with prisons, especially gay sex in prisons? Did you really have that great a time when you worked in one? Creep!
ya he has to dig it out of the fat rolls w a pair of tweezers
I hear BillB's cannelloni is disappointingly al dente.
426: JM likes Alfredo sauce, so I say no wiping off.
197- Yep he's going in front of the firing squad.. 5 of his peers shooting him the face. The real question is whether he will wipe it off or drink it all.
JM's from Utah right? Does that him eligible to be bitched multiple times? I see a new reality TV show in the making.
844, 845, 846, 847: why do you always come on here and have conversations with yourself? And yes, we know there are more posts on this thread from you. In fact, judging from the posting times, it looks like all of the ones that came after those. Is it because you don't have opportunities to interact with what the rest of us call "friends"? It's because you're such an obnoxious individual. Imagine an obese, pee stained, hairy homeless guy with dried snot all over him, massive stench emanating from him, and who is arguing loudly with himself. That's how you come across here, and my guess is it's not much better in person. Ewwww!
897: You need help, but that was funny. I keep having images of Bubba switching over from JM, taking a long look at BillB, and saying to him, "You got a mighty purdy mouth, boy".
NC will demonstrate her cultural sensitivity by donning black face to play the role of Kamala Harris, and will go to town on JM using a strap-on. JM will spit out his ball gag every so often and yell: "But attendance, grades, and placements were reported at the campus level! Blame them!" Upon which, NC/Kamala will give JM a hard spank and yell: "Willful ignorance is no defense, bitch!"
I just had a vision of BobB and BillB in the prison basketball court playing one-on-one and, just like that scene in Along Came Polly, BillB posts up (thereby blowing out his knee) raking his hairy sweat-drenched moobs and jelly belly across BillB's face. Only BillB likes it. And their eyes lock . . .
844: I couldn't agree more. But it's driving me crazy that I can't figure out whether BW or NC would insist most often on wearing the strap-on.
Hopefully they will have some company:
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839- You made me laugh and spill my beer.
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Can't wait to see Bubba and GW.... I think he might like it. Maybe that's why he's getting so thin, trying to get his prison body ready. LG will make a great prison wifey!
808: http://corporatelaw.jdsupra.com/post/ignorance-is-not-bliss-feds-hold-executives-criminally-liable-for-corporate-misdeeds
JM and Bubba (not CCi employee, but past CJ student now serving time for voluntary manslaughter).
BW and NC... like one of those 'milf / step daughter' scenes... but this would be much older, wrinklier, and sun-damaged skin version.
806: Wrong. The ELT cannot simply say, "duh... I didn't know!" It comes with having an executive-level job. Look . Why else do you think some of them have even retained their own criminal defense lawyers? Don't believe me? Simply google search this string of characters and see what you find: executives plead ignorance
Hey 787, you got a big f***ing mouth, you know that!
Any prison time will be at the Campus level. They input placements, grades and attendance
Add Matt Ormond the list. He is a huge Heald pillow bitter!