Thread regarding Weatherford International Ltd. layoffs

BREAKING NEWS OIL HITS $100 in October 2015

BREAKING NEWS OIL HITS $100 in October 2015

VPs conference call to Bernard on the upturn news.

But Bernard we cant start working again there's no Red hats left!!! We laid them all off remember! We still have a couple of plants open Bernard unfortunately their all orange hats with no real Oil industry experience but they have done a real good job painting the floors.

Bernard to VPs-Well get them to paint their hats Red and lets get them on the rigs! Just cancel the Radar cards and stick the retarded ones on JDE maybe they can get the $5 software working again! If their all retarded get some to wear dark glasses we don't want our customers seeing the whites of their eyes..

VPs to Bernard- Wooopeee This mean we get to F%&K the company up all over again! We love you Bernard

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Anonymous79794 Glad to hear you took the advice you sound very happy presume you're wife or butt plug were saved from any form of abuse and the cheap liquor did the trick in rendering you in an unconscious stupor disabling your hands but not you're one typing finger? Glad I make you laugh I would say I hope you are next to go from Weatherford but would not wish it on my worst enemy! Not that you are my enemy in fact I am getting to like you "Not in a sexual way so don't get any ideas" Unless you are female then we could go a dinner date! You would have to pay as I am now unemployed I like my steak medium rare? "incompetent jobless fool" Is this a complement or a Job title? My manager was called this on a daily basis maybe I am destined for a job in management and there is a life after Weatherford! Will get my CV emailed right away Like you I feel happy right now just think I may become a manager, Dreams can come true.

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Post ID: @45UN+AruI9gd

Haha, you guys are too funny. The stupidity in some of these threads gives me a good laugh some days. Keep it up, you incompetent, jobless fool.

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Post ID: @3cQF+AruI9gd

There There Anonymous79794 watch you're Blood pressure you're not getting any younger! In fact you're probably sitting there right now drinking cheap liquor holding back beating you're wife over this or if you're single pushing you're butt plug so far up you're arse its just before the point of having to phone 911 either way to save both of these scenario's becoming reality in either a felony or embarrassing visit to A&E I will bow to you're superior knowledge and hide my head in shame! Well for a least 30 seconds because I am and always will be fool? Its why Weatherford employed me in the first place.

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Post ID: @39Bm+AruI9gd

You're joking right? I guess it's time for an English lesson. "your" is possessive; if it can be replaced with "my" and still have the sentence make sense, then the usage is correct. Does "My not a pissed off VP be any chance" make sense? No, because it should start with "you are" or "you're" since you're is an abbreviation of "you are". Please don't try to correct people on subjects you clearly know nothing about. Also, you can be on JDE duty as well because of that reply.

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Anonymous79794 Just an observation Its your and there not you're and they're! Maybe you should resit your Mensa IQ test! Then again with grammar like that just stick to reading Ladybird books or completing the Fisher price shape ball. Clue the square cube will not fit in the round hole unless you cut the corners off.

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Post ID: @2gzh+AruI9gd

You're*...hat colour must not be related to IQ.

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Anonymous79794 I am an ex Red hat that got the push hence the post! But please keep me up to date on how you get on with JDE! Little tip for you when using JDE just keep pressing the refresh key. (Your not a pissed off VP be any chance)

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Post ID: @1RJs+AruI9gd

they're*...looks like you'll be on JDE duty.

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Post ID: @1rfZ+AruI9gd

LOL. Yep!

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Post ID: @poJ+AruI9gd

lol..that's how it always happens. Been in the biz over 30yrs and when this last boom hit, I went on the rigs and watched all the youngsters that didnt' know what they were doing or how dangerous it was and I watched them so they wouldn't get ME hurt. Lots of worms when it takes off again..the nature of the biz but eventually they learn just in time for the next bust.

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