Anyone notice how it's always Wednesday or Thursday when they give you the boot? Just peruse the posts. Look at the actual days of the week they layoff.
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Friday. Kicked in the arse for some perceived wrong.
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Monday. They have lots of hand wringing, gesticulating, and sour face meetings.
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Tuesday. Joking around, they're sheepishly grinning, avoiding all eye contact.
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Wednesday. The jig is up, the cube next to you is a mess, you stare in disbelief like it's a horrible traffic accident.
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Thursday. They come for you. What? You're surprised? Seriously mate?
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Friday. You wake up, your teeth don't hurt, the birds are singing, your hear in your mind, "F R E E D O M !!!"
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Saturday. You can't stop grinning. Your face hurts from grinning. Your heart isn't racing anymore.
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Sunday. You go to church and pray for those souls still trapped in that God forsaken bog of misery.
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Monday. You begin your job search. Life goes on. You're okay, and you're breathing. You promise yourself, 'never again'.