a. Intel Chip Eating Office sir
b. Intel Chip Executed Officer
c. Intel Chef Eating Officer
d. Intel Chef Eating Office sir
e. Intel Chip Executive Office sir
f. Intel Chip Executed Offer
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Cheat Executive Office sir
A CEO went on a rock-climbing trip with one of his employees. The CEO, an experienced climber, reached the top of a difficult section and was holding a rope tied to both men. As the employee was climbing up, he lost his grip, and was only saved by the strength of the CEO who was barely able to hang on. The CEO yelled, "Hurry, I'm losing my grip!", but the employee was so scared he couldn't find a handhold. The CEO yelled, "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to let you go." The employee, accepting his fate, was praying when a wad of cash hit him in the face. He yelled to the CEO, "What the he-l is this for?" The CEO, while cutting the rope, replied, "It's your severance pay."
Clueless Executive Overlord.
Intel Ceded Every Opportuntiy
Dump Dow
Chump Expedited Oblivion
Lord Gelsinger
Chimp Effectively Oblivious
Cheap Executive Officer
"Still Your Boss."
Chief Erase Officer. He will erase Intel from people's memory.
CUNNING EXIT ODDBALL
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