A little Cisco Primer and why you are about to be LR'd
The start of Cisco's Fiscal Year is August 1
Q1 (August , September , October)
Q2 (November , December , January
Q3 (February , March , April )
Q4 (May , June , July)
The previous fiscal year's results are announced around August 15th (hence the layoffs)
Cisco is preparing for a much deeper downturn than most (I'll get into that in a minute). Cisco is now in a death spiral that is fed by 2 major factors:
- Low employee morale primarily from LR uncertainty
- Decreasing product quality primarily due to creep
Let's start with number 1, employee morale.
Take as look at the FY calendar above and you might notice something interesting.
Q1 starts and layoffs are rumored then announced mid August. The Layoffs aren't executed for a full month (September 16th) which means that out of a 90 day fiscal quarter, 45 days have elapsed before layoffs. 45 days! Once layoffs are executed the turmoil and reset period starts which takes at least 30 days. This is the period where the "left behinds" have to scramble and complete work that the layed off folks were working on. This is the period where management tries to provide guidance for the next quarter (Q2). So, at this point we are 75 days into a 90 day quarter. IT is now around October 15th and the mantra is "sell, sell, sell". Why? Becasue Q1 books close in just 10 days (around October 25th)
Q1 was a disaster so now we start Q2 on November 1st. There are 2.5 productive weeks before Thanksgiving break. Morale is low now for obvious reasons but now the horror of "Unlimited PTO" has entered the fight.
"Should I take time off?"
"Maybe my manager will get mad. Our numbers don't look so good."
"Sorry, hon, this is going to be a working Thanksgiving"
December has another 2.5 productive weeks before Christmas break and shutdown week. We are now 60 days into Q2 and have had maybe 30 productive days.
January starts with a renewed sense of vigor and purpose. Employees, stressed and demoralized have imbibed quite a bit more than they usually do and dry january is especially taxing.
from January 5th through the 25th, productivity soars. things are clicking. Then the rumors begin. "Another February layoff?". which brings us to
Q3. The first half (Q1 and Q2) saw a total of 45 productive days out of 180. Morale is low and fear is high. numbers are announced on the February 15th earnings call and, you guessed it, another layoff. This time it's brutal. 10%? 15%?. The next 30 days are consumed by worry and confusion.
It is now March 15th
Q4. May 1st starts a relaitivly productive run until around June 15th when school ends and both Cisco and their customers vacation. Productivity plummets in mid summer because Cisco is a social system that has created embedded feifdoms to accumulate. The uncertainty and fear employees have gone though for the past several years created a deep need to isolate, protect and obfuscate. There are no real handoffs. Employees on their sad "Unlimited PTO" have the necessary knowledge with them at the beach. Orders screech to a halt. Rumors about the August layoff start to trickle out.
"This one's gonna be big"
Number 2, "product quality" is the primary driver for number 1 "employee morale". There is no nice way to put this. Cisco products and solutions simply su-k. TAC su-ks, the entire procurement process su-ks, licensing models su-k, the horrific technical debt in the dozns of codebases su-k.
"innovate & acquire" is translated to "add more su-k on top of that festering pile of su-k".
As you read through the calendar, note that the critical feedback loop between customers and product development is completely missing. Where is it? It simply cannot exist when all employees are living in fear of the next LR.
Cisco's core is still routing and switching. The Splunk acquisition will cannibalize that even further and throw crazy sums of money down the AI blackhole. All the "Hyper" products should be truncated to "Hype". They are doomed to fail for all the reasons stated earlier. Cisco is attempting multiple moonshots while hemorrhaging cash and talent.
The "Unlimited PTO" and "Never-ending LR" model has resulted in just 80-90 productive days out of the entire Fiscal Year.
This results in the Cisco Death Spiral