Hello Fellow Schwultists and Schwervants. After perusing this board for a while and seeing some of the unfiltered perspectives from many of my fellow co-workers, I just wanted to say you are seen and you are heard. While we will be implementing a full 5 day RTO policy (except for RMs and MDs that sufficiently tongue bathe my nether-regions), I want to again stress that YOU ARE HEARD.
While I am sure there will be another adjustment period, we will now offer not 1 but 2 new additional flavors of free Nutrigrain bars on campus. I hope this goes to show just how much we are One Schwab.
One snack per person please!
Thank you,
Your loving EC