Paula seems more checked out than the Britannica encyclopedia set I borrowed from the public library in 1998 and forgot to return. I hear she’s putting in about an hour per day
Suresh is more disengaged than the Trifacta browser engine attempting to run a workflow. Just won’t respond no matter what you do
Chris Natali seems to be as excited about work as an American prisoner is in a Russian prison
Jill appears to be operating more robotically than the bots on Tesla’s assembly line
Chris Lal is so demotivated that he’s been signing inbound NDAs and MSAs without even reading let alone redlining them
Trevor is so not excited about his day job that he’s been doing three times the number of external CIO promotional interviews that he normally does per week
DVs so done with work that he’s even canceled the pointless weekly engineering reviews that were his one attempt to appear involved
Lucas has become so apathetic lately that he’s turned his attention to personally coming up with creative phishing email scams and sending them to his team to test their judgement
Alan’s so frustrated with the state of affairs of cloud that he’s taken to demoing Dataiku during the few remaining customer meetings he has left
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What a wonderful time to be here!
The motivational speaker for next week really has their work cut out for them