Thread regarding Avaya layoffs

Anonymous · 2024-05-08T17:52:33Z

Rules of Engagement If you never attend AM's "All hands calls" and you'll never be lied to. Here at Avaya it's not complicated (no raises, no bonuses, and 401k match, math here is very simple, just add zero) If you're given a choice between Russian Roulette or Job security, pick Russian Roulette. If you figure out what DPTW means, you win a toaster. If you don't know what to do, always refer back to rule one.

Welcome Edify employees to the "DPTW"

Rules of Engagement

If you never attend AM's "All hands calls" and you'll never be lied to.
Here at Avaya it's not complicated (no raises, no bonuses, and 401k match, math here is very simple, just add zero)
If you're given a choice between Russian Roulette or Job security, pick Russian Roulette.
If you figure out what DPTW means, you win a toaster.
If you don't know what to do, always refer back to rule one.

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No raises? Couldn’t be me.

I would expect if Avaya can afford to buy companies they can afford COLA or Merit raises.. Call me crazy.

Who's going to warn them about ST? Or do they have to be initiated by the first snake bite?

She has a new group to BLAME for cloud failure. (See Spoken). She has run out of groups to blame!

Will like watching Lambs right be the bolt goes through their brain. Fresh meat to the meat grinder. Should take the attention off us for a while, while they strip Exify staff out.

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