He’ll go with the spinoff(s)
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OMG OMG OMG 🤯
And don’t forget Mexico!
"Very strange, Xerox laid off 15% of the workforce and under funded the pension so much that the cash lump sum was reduced from 100% to 50% but there is plenty of money to add 7 new board members, AND give a HUGE raise and corporate officer promotion to JB, AND enough money to fire 3-4 corporate officers and give 1-2+ years severance, etc. How much did all of this cost? $30-40M?"
This doesn't make sense to you because you do not understand the objective.
I nominate Michael J. Lindell to join the board.
Mike: Sanjay I need you to add cr------e functionality to DocuSP.
Sanjay: It has Java.
Ursula: 🎶The Network is the Computer🎶
Very strange, Xerox laid off 15% of the workforce and under funded the pension so much that the cash lump sum was reduced from 100% to 50% but there is plenty of money to add 7 new board members, AND give a HUGE raise and corporate officer promotion to JB, AND enough money to fire 3-4 corporate officers and give 1-2+ years severance, etc. How much did all of this cost? $30-40M?
I nominate Alfred E. Newman, what, me worry?
I nominate Michael J. Lindell to join the board.
I vote for FMT to join the board.
This dumpster fire will only get hotter…More Board Members! Increase the Dividend!
More board members please!
The difference is Penn and Teller could do Magic and Illusions.
Xerox board is just an illusion.
Buy One get one Free….well not really free.
The demise of the company some would think is quite expensive.
OMG OMG OMG OMG 🤯
More like Siegfried & Roy… which one got mauled by a Tiger?
SB and JB come as a pair, like Penn and Teller
Project reinvention =disintegration=demise
https://www.opi.net/news/region/001-north-america/xerox-revamps-board/
" Bruno setting himself up to take over CEO from SB"
Interesting move.
Bruno Mars?