Any guess what they will tell us next week at the townhalls?
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Yeah but the new EBs are so super excited to recite their text book experience Not real experience but really from a text book
The C suite will be outsourced to an advanced IBM AI.
Well ; more layoff or buy out - Q1 result will be amazingly interesting; mark the date 24 April , there will be story to be told ; when MCB brought in likes of Sohil and Yaq fkng Dan ; it turned the sh-t upside down ; i bet missing target by 20-30% that wont recover in 2024 so right sizing is on cards. Leave sinking ship maybe
Everyone is safe now?
Next wave of layoffs will start soon.
Work HARDER, FASTER & SMARTER because we are adding some new duties to your existing multiple roles.
It can be found in the "Roles & Responsibilities" section of your latest revised job description. Make sure to read the fine print under "Other Duties As Assigned" which will list all the various Janitorial functions you will be expected to perform, effective May 1st.
Every other light fixture will be disconnected. Bring your own TP. Heat will be set and locked at 62. AC at 76 degrees. Elevator use will be restricted to a minimum of 10 passengers at a time. All employee gym's will be upgraded to generate electricity. All office supplies will be on a like for like basis. When you want a new item you must first turn in a used up or broken item. All lunch breaks have been outsourced. All US manufacturing robot's have been outsourced to overseas robots.
Pay cuts are coming, you are only doing two jobs at once. Need to do more to make this company profitable!
Probably about the exciting new rollout of the EB career development paths and incentives.