Har dee har har har!
(From a SAS job listing)
Diverse and Inclusive
At SAS, it’s not about fitting into our culture – it’s about adding to it. We believe our people make the difference. Our diverse workforce brings together unique talents and inspires teams to create amazing software that reflects the diversity of our users and customers. Our commitment to diversity is a priority to our leadership, all the way up to the top; and it’s essential to who we are. To put it plainly: you are welcome here.
At SAS, it's not about fitting into our culture - it's about adding to it.... Oh come on. Who are you trying to fool with this pablum? This place is all about lock-step fealty. There's no adding to it, there's only orders passed down from management.
We believe our people make the difference.... Yes, if by "your people", you mean those related to JG. Then yes, they are "your people". Otherwise, more pablum.
Our diverse workforce brings together unique talents and inspires teams to create amazing software that reflects the diversity of our users and customers...Amazing according to who? No one buys software to reflect diversity, they buy it to solve business problems and add value to their business.
Our commitment to diversity is a priority to our leadership, all the way up to the top; and it’s essential to who we are. To put it plainly: you are welcome here...What a load of feel good cr-p. I never felt welcome there. Older, experienced people aren't welcome there.
C'mon SAS Recruiting, are you lying to us or lying to yourselves with this nonsense?