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Managerial opportunity

We have a managerial opportunity, folks! Don't y'all want to be a Kmart manager? Let's put this in perspective! There are 32 NFL teams, so although it's a very exclusive club, and a prestigious job, there are 32 head coaches in the NFL!

By contrast, there are only 2 (count them, TWO) Kmart stores in the US mainland. That's right, you have the opportunity to co-manage 50% of the US mainland Kmarts, LOL! 🙄🤣😆😂😉

Even a NFL coach, can only be responsible for 1/32 of the league. However, you can manager fully, HALF of the US based Kmarts LOL! That's right, step right up folks, and apply for a job that's more exclusive than even a NFL head coach! I'm trying my best to type this with a straight face, LMAO! 😵‍💫🥴😇🤥

https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGnewUI/Search/Home/Home?partnerid=455&siteid=185#jobDetails=1912267_185

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @OP+1qlnLaOa
Comment! It's anonymous!

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I'm guessing the job is filled, because if I go to OP'S link, it no longer lists that job that was there a few Days ago: https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGnewUI/Search/Home/Home?partnerid=455&siteid=185#jobDetails=1912267_185

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @dixb+1qlnLaOa

if the company will pay moving expenses from wisconsin and 90 days of rent i will take the job

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @durx+1qlnLaOa

Doesn't matter how many trains, one would need. The job likely won't last long anyway LOL! Every Time Eddie sneezes, a few more stores close. 😂😆🤣

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @2cnn+1qlnLaOa

Google Maps says more than 4 hours by public transit from Yankee Stadium to Bridgehampton Kmart. Two subway trains, two LIRR trains, and a bus to the end. Doesn't sound like much fun.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @2hup+1qlnLaOa

To the poster below, the answer is yes, but google is your best friend: https://new.mta.info/agency/long-island-rail-road

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @2ruk+1qlnLaOa

Does public transportation run from the Bronx to the Hamptons, asked the applicant?

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @2gfc+1qlnLaOa
  • hardly, below....
by Anonymous
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Post ID: @yup+1qlnLaOa

There are also probably more Kmart managers, than customers at this point. 😆🤪🙃😂

Seriously though, sounds like a sweet gig. There'll probably be hatdly anything to do, plus one gets to live near the Beach, in the Hamptons. Lots of scenery out there during Summers.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @vdt+1qlnLaOa

I wanna be a Kmart manager when I grow up!! Sign me up.

by Anonymous
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