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"...The cult-of-personality that surrounded that man was something I had never seen before when I joined SAS in the early 2000s. It was extraordinary and bizarre and probably contributed to his arrogant belief that anything not created from the ground up by SAS, wasn't good enough. How wrong he was!..."
The ever-present, always watchful SAS Cheerleading Squad. That place was so crazy with that "we're the greatest" cr-p it truly was bizarre.
SAS had an internal website (Scene Around SAS?) where employees would upload pictures they had taken on campus. The pictures were always complimentary, with loads of praise from the SAS Cheerleading Squad.
One incident has stuck with me over the years:
One afternoon, while walking on the trails between buildings T and U, I came across the largest copperhead snake I'd ever seen. It was sitting on a trail sunning itself. I took some pictures.
I thought long and hard about uploading the pictures to Scene Around SAS. The Sesame Street song "One of these things is not like the others, one of these things doesn't belong..." played in my head. Uploading the pictures felt so tempting, and so naughty...
But ultimately, I decided not to do it. I knew the SAS Cheerleading Squad would come out in full force, either in the comments section or within the lunch gossip groups, and condemn me for "breaking the rules" -- "We must have all positive messages, all the time!" Talk about walking on eggshells.
I then thought long and hard about whether to report the snake to security, so that it wouldn't bite one of the SAS Cheerleading Squad members while they were out on their daily gossip walks.
"Eff-it!", I thought. "Reality has dangerous things in it, the SAS Campus is not a suspension of reality." I did nothing. The snake moved off the trail and into the leaves on its own accord. It was quite an interesting moment.