@1lmy, that’s a good one. So is “Bend-Over” with a Barry Manilow accent.
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You like the Greek mythology theme? Then I suggest the next layoff campaign be called “Krapopolis”.
Does anyone remember how they used to name the projects/initiatives with some Greek God theme...project Atlas, Prometheus, etc. Bring back the mythology theme! Seems fitting, given our super human efforts :)
PO-P: Permanent Out of Office Package
A Wirthless dream come true: Layoffs Forever!
Project Save A$$
Bye Felicia
AMF Sprint
BOHICA...Bend Over Here It Comes Again
Project Adios
Dehumanizing Energy
Wirthless Renewal
The bi-ennial Geagea memorial layoff games. Get your tickets now!
Chevron Landslide
Project Charleston is happening as we speak. Dont expect a big event. Going to be small and mean ones. The Charleston has 600 rolling heads, about 20 to 30 % will be cut off. Belaji is the CTC choosen butcher.
Transformation 2: Retransformationary
Transform Executive Management - let's get some new ideas outside of layoffs.
Perpetual Renewal
Accelerate Downfall
No one left (behind you).
Executive Changeout
GTFO
“Win in any environment”. LOL
“Back to Work”
“Why are you still here 5.0”