Thread regarding Xerox Corp. layoffs

Deep Thoughts - If Xerox made Coffee Makers

  • Price point wouldn't be disclosed there would be a floor and ceiling. If sales does it's job there wi--y be divvy not sales comp...
  • 7 year leases would be mandatory.
  • No Wegmans pods - All coffee must be bought through x.
  • All proprietary awesome docusp controller (FreeFlow) under the counter standard, Fiery costs extra.
  • Ships only via freight. This is because we throw in so much sht in the box it weighs 10x more than the coffee maker - hey fuggettaboutit...
  • Comes with a bunch of Connect Keey Apps that are worthless that you will never use. Connects to do nothing Workflow central if you get a rocket scientist (optional you wouldn't use it but we'll sell it to you).
  • firmware updates will render it useless for six months, but a SPAR is available if we like you enough....

Think a while about this post - You know it's true. Move on.... Stop the madness!

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Post ID: @OP+1pxxdAao

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I like this post the op is right. Boy what a mess x is today...

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Post ID: @1aze+1pxxdAao

“Stupid post. We are all d-mber now for reading it. Thanks jack@ss.”

  • Garbage in. Garbage out.
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Post ID: @1qls+1pxxdAao

Stupid post. We are all d-mber now for reading it. Thanks jack@ss

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Post ID: @vos+1pxxdAao

Yeah X is the only company that operates this way.
Nothing else comes to mind, nothing?

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Post ID: @pvw+1pxxdAao

Terrible analogy: coffee necessary. Paper? Not so much.

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Post ID: @knd+1pxxdAao

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