With hope in our hearts, we waited so keen,
For the raise promised, yet unseen.
But the calendar turned with a cruel twist,
In September, we were given the gist.
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So the outlook is grim
And my prospects seem slim—
Could you do me a solid
‘Splain this ‘Algorithm’?
While not totally dense,
I need help to make sense
Of the factors involved
As decisions evolve;
Of course Profits and Losses
Are the ultimate bosses—
But could we get more detail
On this AI Death Knell
And its ominous role
As the axe takes its toll??
If its intel you seek,
The future is bleek,
Twas a C suite meeting,
I was allowed to peak,
April 2024,
The AX is coming for sure,
Your tenure or review score,
Doesn't matter anymore,
Ai Algorithm will get your A$$,
OH thats for sure,
So start applying,
At the top of the year,
And don't get caught off guard,
Along with your peers,
In case you live through the massacre,
Don't worry my friend,
Another is in 7 months,
The cycle never ends......
With all due respect to each poet and bard
Who laments over hearts that by Nielsen are scarred,
What I’m here for is intel (in free verse or rhyme)
To plan for my place in the unemployment line….
With hopes and emotions,
Our hearts they betray.
This company is heartless.
That's just the Nielsen way.
Heartless and tactless strategy for keeping you productive and optimistic....