Thread regarding Xerox Corp. layoffs

Xerox Mgmt. Logic DE-Neutralizer Tool - Free Trial Try it on your Xerox Mgr. Today!

Divvy Back Guarantee if not 100% able to make your product / portfolio / program manager at Xerox lose their sht:

Question to manager #1: "So I hear Xerox canceled Xrupa after securing space for over two years is that true?"

Most likely answer from the neuralized manager: "nuh huh we planned to not go actually we want to tell our own story and engage each Customer on our own terms - Energy Reinvention Disrupt AI take cost out of the business".

Once you get the response from the neuralized Xerox Manager, simply ask this:

"Why then would everyone else in the marketplace spend millions each to secure their spot at Drupa, and are paying for their Customer's T&E to go to Drupa for Free?"

This will de-neuralize your Xerox Manager. - Be prepared for the following likely behavior during de-neuralization:

  • Silence
  • Immediate ding to your PEP / GEMS review ( worth it).
  • "Sorry I have to Drop" verbal response while on Teams call with you.
  • "I'm calling Tracey on you I have her cell because I'm female".
  • "You aren't supposed to know about that".
  • "I am looking into your promotion"

Enjoy the tool free for 7 days - Stock will be at 11 soon so please try while the supply of in-fired by Stevie Boy Xerox managers are still in high quantities. They'll fix that soon act now!

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| 1103 views | | 3 replies (last November 28, 2023) | Reply
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Just tried it in 209 and it worked 100 % they know that they fckd up big time on the drupa decision. I heard reps from two major competitors (hhhhppp. caaanon) say that their boards have approved extensive additional spend inclusive of targeting x main customers up for renewal. This is very very bad for XRX as much of the revenue mix is from large accounts. Sorry x can't treat your customers like your buildings and employees!

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Post ID: @spue+1pmUezzf

True

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Post ID: @pzjr+1pmUezzf

This is genius. Best to do this on a Friday: If manager is yellow belt or below, de-neuralization will last full 24hrs.

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