I had to make a hard decision on which department to cut personnel since I found that I was afraid I couldn't afford to get my 5th Bentley for the year. I thought long and hard about which area to cut, and came to the decision that the IT people can be let go. Just think about it, you all do nothing but play video games and watch movies all day. You all wouldn't even let me help the Nigerian Prince who was going to pay me millions.
I found that it would be cheaper to pay an Indian $48/week to do a better job than the thousands I paid you all. It's not like you did any real work anyway, it's not hard to press butto s on a keyboard and to turn the computer off and on to fix it. And you all did nothing to stop the RVP from leaking data to hackers.
Hopefully you all take this as a learning experience and realize that you all are wotlrthless. Honestly, if I could have, I would have done it sooner. And if I have my way, I will outsource the entire store personnel. The team in India already has an app they're working on that will allow us to staff the store similar to Uber.
God bless
I wanted to let you know that unfortunately we had to sacrifice your position due to inflation. It was getting hard affording my 10 bathroom, 12000 sq/ft home and being able to afford the membership to the yacht club, wagyu beef for my dogs, and several sports cars. Even after eliminating your positions I still had to tighten my belt and tell my wife she couldn't buy a $100000 necklace. Trust me she wasn't to pleased. But in the long run we could pay someone in Bangalore $0.10 an hour for the same job. Maybe if you all would work for free, this could have been avoided. There are 24 hours in a day, so you had 16 hours outside of this job that you can work another job daily to come up with the money to pay bills. But I must digress as I wish you much luck in your new positions in the unemployment line.
God Bless