This thanksgiving I’m also thankful that they haven’t moved all of our jobs overseas to India
What are you thankful for?
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Well at least they fired PT in the end
That I’m thankful for
I am thankful that I still have my pension to look forward to when I’m done working for 35 years. So sorry that you newer folks don’t get one
I’m thankful that we still have the brand ambassadors. They are much better looking than the people on the other side of my cubicle
I am thankful we are encouraged to individually compete against each other or compete against overseas Indian teams so that we can show our superior knowledge and education.
I am thankful I followed HR instructions to play mind games to make colleagues quit on their own to save money from having to lay them off and spend severance money! As a result I got a bigger bonus!!
I am thankful for my great coworkers in India. I love having to explain things to them 25 times before they get it right. That’s what keeps us all employed because if we did it ourselves we’d finish everything ahead of schedule and then have nothing left to do.
I am thankful we still have parking lots
I am thankful that we still have fresh water to drink for free. Other than than I can’t think of much