Thread regarding Charles Schwab Corp. layoffs

Schwab layoffs are a hit

Judging by the ever increasing ads showing up on this site, it must be one of the most active company pages.. and that’s not a compliment, EC. It’s a true schitt show.

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I don’t think EC even cares what we post here. If I was making the kind of money they make, I wouldn’t waste time looking at minions posts.

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Post ID: @1yqe+1p9sfkhJ

Another Chatgpt generated rap copy pasta

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I was working at Schwab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For Rick from his cube began to rise
And suddenly, to my surprise
He did the mash, he did the layoff mash
The layoff mash, it was an executive smash
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
He did the mash, he did the layoff mash

From my datacenter in the Phoenix east,
(Wa-ooh) to the St. Louis office no longer leased
(Wa-wa-ooh) the directors all came from their humble abodes
(Wa-ooh) to see if Walt wants them off the boat

They did the mash, they did the layoff mash
The monster mash, it was an executive smash
They did the mash, it caught on in a flash
They did the mash, they did the layoff mash

The advisors were having fun
(Tennis shoe wa-ooh) The party had just begun
(Tennis shoe wa-ooh) The guests included Citi
(Tennis shoe wa-ooh) BOA, and their loss

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Post ID: @1mad+1p9sfkhJ

Less QQ

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