Other ways to save money (a nonsense thread)

SO layoffs aside pretty sure we can brainstorm some new ideas that we can save big bucks:

Remove name from stadium in a place no one cares about
stop running ads during primetime sports games
cut back on guest speakers who love to talk about nothing
also cut back on guest speakers who love to talk about themselves
convert some offices into apartments and make employees rent them
let yards/landscaping go wild and lease it out to farmers for grazing cattle (TX and CO)

what else can we come up with?!?!

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Don’t start construction on DFW4.

Get rid of maintenance and cleaning staff and make employees responsible for cleaning and keeping up the grounds after hours

quit paying employees and when they ask, "Where is my pay?" just tell them, "We forgot".

get rid of the unnecessary pages designed to make things "easier".

how much did we pay in man hours alone to get the new myhr up? things a mess and has not made navigating any easier....

Cut EC bonus by 75 percent. Easily 100 million dollars saved right there.

@mpb+1p2t30xc those pods are awful anyways, not to mention incredibly wasteful...

Get rid of the coffee pods and use traditional coffee makers

Thunder dome style fight between all the members of the EC. sell tickets, with all profits being put into benefits for the org. Winner becomes CEO, losers all must get a job as the lowest level employee in their respective org with their salaries being re-distributed to the company.

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