C’mon now…I know it’s the weekend, and the end is nigh, but it’s been pretty quiet in here the past couple days. Let’s get some good ‘ol scuttlebutt cracking again…
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There’s a secret 4th bucket for employees who will be hunted for sport on campus.
Donate 1300 dollars per employee but cancel ESPP stock plan.
Keep Megabash but cancel wellbeing allowance for employees.
Yes. That's called budgeting. You can't just move money around between budgets. Your BU can't just take money from another BU. You have money in an account and need to burn it, so you just burn it.
And you realize the ESPP was canceled because of how our stock ticker will go away, right?
Stop slacking and get back to work. we had an EPIC day off, not an EPIC month off... Where's everybody at today? Getting promoted to customer?
Donate 1300 dollars per employee but cancel ESPP stock plan.
Keep Megabash but cancel wellbeing allowance for employees.
Parties should be cancelled and cash out in staff pockets
see the execs laughing, joking and dancing on stage
Welcome to corporate America? I don't know what else you expected. This is how all execs operate at every business.
Eagerly awaiting the details of the goodbye party and final all hands where we see the execs laughing, joking and dancing on stage while i pick my way through the monthly outgoings to work out where i can trim things to stop my family losing their house
Hopefully there will be some puppy photos
I heard that we are going to start writing code with mostly zeros. Our current offerings are too clunky and use too many 1’s. There is some talk about using 2’s but, as we all know, 2’s do t exist.
I heard that we are all going to get ground up and sold as USDA Grade-D meat.
Meh, I personally got desensitized already. So I'm working business as usual style and the heck with what is coming.
EPIC Friday led to EPIC Weekend.
The EUC BU team has gone into hibernation for the winter. They will emerge in the spring with a new version of WS1 and Horizon that's just as obsolete as the prior software updates. And so it goes...
From Mr. Magoo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Magoo
A somewhat popular comic from decades ago.
This is a good occasion to ask a genuine question. Where does that nickname Magoo come from? I’m serious, I really don’t know, probably was called that way by someone, by mistake, on a call? What’s the story?
The trolls have gone into temporary hibernation before the busy period ahead.
Sometimes I wonder if my Mangrove tree ever got planted and that wasn’t just an elaborate money laundering scheme.
I was wondering the same why it got quiet here. Judgement day is coming. It was great while it lasted
Thing's I'll miss
- Free snacks and drinks
- Free lunches
- DEI ! !
I heard a bunch of people have already received offers, and that vsphere is being sold to Google for 20 billion. Of course, when you mumble crazy stuff to yourself, there is no telling what you might hear. 😝