I am. Not gonna lie. I know some who will be unemployed this week. They are major underperforming at their job. Buh bye. Some other land department will enjoy hiring you. Oh and don’t think that we don’t see you finance team. My BFF works in that group and feels the same. Double buh bye
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You are my people on this board. Only discovered this after my layoff this week. Did not see it happening to me. This board would have told me to be prepared.
Well, folks we were right again. Hope everyone that was laid off is doing well. Final numbers: 11% of staff laid off. 58% male, 30% female and.12% “other”.
At least you don’t have to worry about contracting pink eye in the elevator.
I just arrived at the office. Strange vibe this morning. What is different? I believe the HR war room is hopping. It smells like they have a breakfast buffet set up in there as well. 👀
Breaking.news!! Layoffs tomorrow! (Thursday).
You gonna hire Toot, Toot and Plop Law Firm?
Who else is tired of the farts in the elevator? I have contracted four cases of pink eye. I am thinking of filing a class action lawsuit for pink eye. Anyone else gotten this from the executives fl-tulence?
I know they said no more potty humor but if I get laid off and stuff I’m going to leave an all American no flush. Can’t afford to get laid off.
I get it. “Bye Felicia”. Good one. Hahaha