You know that scene in 300 where Xerxes is carried around on a platform and then the people carrying him form a human staircase to allow him to step off? Yeah, it’s that.
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1972 Buick station wagon. What's wrong with that?
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Times have changed... The kidnapper would probably have to pay the company to take the kidnapped XOM employee back! LOL
Why drive when you can fly.........on a broomstick.
He has doubles (4) that wander around when needed.
He never leaves the 'house'. You'll never see the real DW.
Even that testifier in Congress a couple years back - famous for 'EM is not an american company' - he was a double.
The best-looking one, sure, but in my opinion not the brightest. Each of the doubles has their own merits.
If you think your immediate supervisor is always reading from a script - just think what the top dog has to lap up.
Empathy, y'all. He's got doubles.
Dude, DW makes like $70 million a year. Do you really think he drives?
Outsourced his limo to India! 🤣
MC members are not allowed to drive themselves to and from work. Google “Exxon executive kidnapped” and you’ll learn why.
Most MC execs get limo’d in by back suburbans or Lincoln’s just pay attention to the row of them coming in and out daily
Do you really think he drives for anything work related - seriously!
O&G executives seem to prefer electric or hybrid vehicles. Not sure what message that sends.
chariot pulled by PIP'ed workers.....
He is probably in the waiting list for a Cybertruck. Another perk.
Tesla Model S Plaid
He has a bunch of interns to carry him to his location
I haven’t driven a car since taking over from Rex.
Now get back to work and fail your PIP.