Thread regarding Medtronic Inc. layoffs

"We're creating value for our shareholders"

AKA create value for me, your favorite majority shareholder, so I can have generational wealth.

Tell me to care more about our patients and expendable employees? My bank account matters more :) can't wait to receive my golden parachute!

Stock to the moon!

Luv,
Geoff

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Layoffs will be every quarter indefinitely until Geoff is removed from the board, so don't forget to vote the board out for the October 19th shareholder meeting!

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When are the next layoffs?

Anyone hearing anything? You would assume that would have started Project Pivot (code name for layoffs) back up now that stock is back to low 70s

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