Oh Thank You xerox management. You are so special to me.
Thank you for the bad decisions and the gross mismanagement here. Thank you for the bonehead ideas and policies you implement. Thank you for the layoffs and staff reductions.
Thank you for the branch closings and the effect on dividends. Thank you for the poor products and alliances with questionable vendors.
And finally…Thank you for the eroding customer base and the loss of major accounts.
All this means a lot to us. But again obviously, i must be looking for something that isn’t there. I keep forgetting….
I will hang up and wait for my exit interview….sure i will.