You’re My Hero Carl!
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/28/carl-icahn-slams-illumina-q1-results-and-cost-cutting-plan.htm
Excellent template resource!
“______ CEO ______ seems to believe that he can fool all of the people all of the time,”
“Those not skilled in deciphering doublespeak might actually get the impression that ________ was doing well!” he added.
“…clearly signaling dissatisfaction with the earnings report and dissatisfaction with _______’s transparent attempt to put lipstick on a pig.”
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Nobody cares.