Thread regarding Medtronic Inc. layoffs

We wouldn't have to pay for ChatGPT to fly to Davos and meet with the WEF satanists either. My favorite part of G's e-mail was calling out the "strong US dollar" as a cause of our issues. WTF? Really? With his income he obviously can afford to smoke the good stuff. Seems like nobody at that level is willing to take any responsibility for sucking.

I have managed to have ChatGPT to write one from the grave. Please read on:

My dear colleagues,

For many years now, I have witnessed your great many contributions to improving people's lives across the globe. I thank you for your service to our mission. I appreciate the many hours you've spent making us better and the time you've given us, which is time away from your family.

As we come to this point in time, we have seen and experienced a change in our marketplace, as well as made questionable investments of seemingly poor benefit to you and our shareholders.

To no fault of yours, our company is feeling the headwinds of these internal and external factors. Some of what we face now was unanticipated, but others, quite frankly, caught us flat footed. I owe it to you, our work community, and our shareholders to take action to right the ship. As such, I have decided to restructure the entire executive team, effective immediately.

Please know that we face uncertain times, but it is incumbent upon me to remain devoted to you and the families you work so tirelessly to support.

Sincerely, from the grave,

Earl Bakken

Geof's message was a mixture of corporate BS, cynicism and cruelty - he basically said that the employees being let go was what had been holding us down and that with them gone, patients will be delighted because MDT will finally deliver on its mission to make their lives better and that the rest of 'us' will have a bright future ahead without all that dead wood. I was just wondering what 'us' and 'we' meant at that point when everyone reading that must have been thinking 'does this still include me'? As a potential patient, I am not one bit reassured that devices manufactured by a decimated company with low morale and stressed employees will be safer and better. I would, however, be very happy indeed if I was a major shareholder, such as the CEO himself.

ChatGpt is the winner. But they both the same cr-ppy message.

Its missing Geoff's requisite social justice virtue signaling but Chat GPT is clearly better.

I cannot wait until our CEOs can be replaced by AI that actually makes rational decisions.

Wow, sounds familiar.

ChatGPT can easily replace GM and nobody would know. He can just attend talks.

Oh wait that's all he does

This is amazing haha