Quick halftime update.
We’re down 17, so we cut the staff, lost a few headsets, and simplified the playbook.
Still expecting the comeback.
Gatorade is available pending color approval.
The owner’s suite remains fully funded and fully stocked.
Someone has to enjoy the second half.
We’re cutting everything except strokes off the handicap.
All sorts of budgets are cut but Athena still gives the next all hands town hall from Egypt.
Heard the equipment intern got promoted. Still an intern, just has the water bottles now too.
Kicker’s 1 for 4, so naturally we let the kicking coach go. Expecting better execution next week.