Thread regarding VMware layoffs

No rikey no friendriness of user at end. Please to revert.

He just calling out the never-ending selections of horrible internal tools. Most non-IT IT department in the valley.

Yes. A sequence of elegant haikus sewn together with 5lb test. Quite sophisticated

Oh, I finally understood what the OP is trying to do.
They are writing some kind of poem and using poetic license to bypass language syntax.

You got a job at vmw with your communication skills?

Magoo has a couple of napkins where he tries to keep track of customers. I heard they are stronk 3 ply napkins and you can use a paper clip to attach large files. Eventually his assistant takes them away when he isn’t looking and puts them in a shoebox in a utility closet for safe keeping, right next to his trunk full of wrinkled clothing.

Folks owning internal systems should all be fitted with orange jump suits. Just say'n

My field based role has no direct involvement in this "stronk" problem, but nevertheless I'm sure we will feel the fallout of it at some point. Is it correct to assume that the forced migration from Oracle to SAP is probably driven as a "Quid Pro Quo" in exchange for them buying a krraappp ton of software from us. If so, it sounds like a classic case of exec driven agenda to an inferior solution regardless of the consequences.

I can bet it’s very difficult to do anything with such stronk employees with perfect communication skills

Lol! Can’t stop laughing at the original post. OP must be seeing stronk colors while writing the post

This is a live report from the trenches as people are forced to adopt SAP for product management and accounting.
Note: they've already broken everyone's will.

There's never a sane reason to shift from Oracle to SAP for product management, but VMware has chosen to die on this hill and drag all of the back office into the abyss.

Even better, WWO is showing off how successful they are doing it - while completely ignoring existing processes, ignoring advice from consultants who have actually succeeded at this sort of thing, and then using the move to SAP as an excuse to shove 80% of requirements into the void.

Agile never looked so good!

I tink he cyborg lover coming to emotional rescue wid outdated capability

Much text, such confusion

Is this reporting a plan to replace some integral software with less capable software, and the advocates will paper over the loss of functionality?

Someone check on the OP I think they had a stroke

Wtf are you writing?