EMTECH has become the biggest joke inside ExxonMobil. An overhyped “innovation hub” that delivers little beyond slide decks and buzzwords. And DAC? It’s the crown‑level scam they keep parading as breakthrough technology, despite everyone internally knowing it’s a money‑burning fantasy project with no realistic path to performance or scale.
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@OP First came the algae, all slimy and green, The greatest invention we'd ever seen! Then came Proxxima, with polymers galore, Another big breakthrough! Who could ask for more?
Then DAC rolled in with a billion-dollar dream, To capture the carbon with money and steam. The scientists cheered, the executives grinned, They'd finally found a way to monetize wind!
And when someone asked, "Does any of this work?" They scheduled a meeting and called him a je-k. Happy Friday Everyone!
Proxxima is a scam
DAC told Algae to "hold his beer".
EMTEC people only can survive and "grow" in their organization. Look they barely move out of there "their comfort zone"