Once upon a midnight dreary,
Change Healthcare whispered, never weary,
Telling employees of the merger's might,
A union that's sure to bring delight.
But the workers, they see through the guise,
Their benefits, now threatened to demise,
The merger, it's not a boon, but a curse,
Their fears, they cannot disperse.
The CEO, Neil, he speaks with charm,
But his words, they cannot disarm,
The employees, they know the truth,
The merger, it's not worth the sleuth.
Despite the promises of a brighter tomorrow,
The workers, they feel only sorrow,
Their benefits, changing for the negative,
It's a fate they find hard to forgive.
Change Healthcare, they spin their tale,
But the workers, they cannot help but wail,
The merger, it's a bitter pill to swallow,
A fate that leaves them feeling hollow.
The workers, they must face the change,
And in the end, the merger may be strange,
But through it all, they'll stand together,
And come out stronger, whatever the weather