Thread regarding VMware layoffs

How many VMware executives does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: None

Raghu will argue that its not the "Main" lightbulb.

Betsy will argue the light bulb is not diverse enough.

Sumit will want to know if the light bulbs can illuminate his nose cam.

And Kit will want to know if we can switch all the lightbulbs to fluorescent, so they make his capri pants and Converse glow in the dark.

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@1pcb+1l36hgQ3 I am both bored and offended by your infantile comment

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Post ID: @8nvr+1l36hgQ3
constantly be offended by everything

No one is offended. This is just boring and infantile.

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Post ID: @1pcb+1l36hgQ3

I love how there are always 1 or 2 people that downvote something funny like this.

These are the people that make it a point to constantly be offended by everything.

Humor, and criticism of our demonstrably inept leadership, are good ways of coping in these tumultuous and uncertain times.

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Post ID: @1vgq+1l36hgQ3

Facilities might change it 6 weeks after filing a ticket.
Then it will be remodeled into a first come, first uses, shared bulb.

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Post ID: @1ynh+1l36hgQ3

Swing and a miss

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