Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Hello EMTEC. How's the fun going?

We want EMTEC to be fun".

These were the worlds of the EMTEC VPs when the organization was launched back in April.

After 20% attrition and below inflation raises, how'a the fun going?

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Post ID: @OP+1kbGY7nn

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Out of touch Mock clausii. He didn't get his 3 % bonus.

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Post ID: @4nvp+1kbGY7nn

I was having so much fun until I found out the poverty stricken executives didn't get the 3% bonus. I feel guilty now for all my gleeful days in Annandale.

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Post ID: @4epr+1kbGY7nn

@ 3duu Greenspoint is officially having its name changed to Gunspoint. Sylvester the Mo--n Mayor will personally make the announcement with the adolescent Lina.

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Post ID: @3vqe+1kbGY7nn

@OP You forgot to mention the low-ball offers.

Somebody needs to do some market research over there.

@paq It’s a bad idea to hang around Greenspoint period.

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Post ID: @3duu+1kbGY7nn

Need to cut the power off in PA …..send them all home🤡

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Post ID: @2mkk+1kbGY7nn

Of course EMTEC is fun. Fun for managers who play musical chairs every 2 years just to leave projects in ruins

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Post ID: @1jqp+1kbGY7nn

I’ve seen “let’s have fun” in multiple end year and 2023 outlook reviews. I suspect management has been directed to try and “soften” the environment lol.
Personally I don’t GAF about having fun at work. Just do your job and go home to your family.
Management has proved we are just a number and I’m happy to respond in kind.

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Post ID: @1fdp+1kbGY7nn

More will be leaving Annandale, Technicians, and Technical……something has to give here very soon so underutilized……

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Post ID: @shs+1kbGY7nn

Don’t forget the Culture of Caring which was also the big buzz. They cared employees all the way out the front door. Good thing they held the hand rail with their box of personal goods.

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Post ID: @woc+1kbGY7nn

EMTEC is the place where innovation and technology development suffocates and dies under a blanket of incompetent management and churn.

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Post ID: @vcu+1kbGY7nn

Fun for the executive not for anyone else

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Post ID: @sdv+1kbGY7nn

Clearly a supporter! Have a nice day.

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Post ID: @ctw+1kbGY7nn

What is EMTEC?

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Post ID: @hrb+1kbGY7nn

EMTEC it's like a repository for misfits. I remember years ago when people were between assignments and had nothing to do the Functional management didn't want them hanging around Greenspoint wasting the Oxygen. Instead they were told to either milk it in a Contractor office or WFH. Now they have to show up at the Crystal Palace and put on airs as if they have meaningful work to do. It must really svck.

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Post ID: @paq+1kbGY7nn

They should remove the C and just be EMTE.....more fitting that way.

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Post ID: @vfv+1kbGY7nn

Fun-tech-stic

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Post ID: @euz+1kbGY7nn

No raises!!!

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Post ID: @tqe+1kbGY7nn

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