Thread regarding VMware layoffs

Let's Go Broadcom! I am so excited about what is to come!

I will be honored to be part of the great Broadcom organization, led by our illustrious CEO, Hock Tan. Under his wisdom and guidance, we will have the privilege of working for a company that is at the forefront of technology and innovation.

Being part of Broadcom, we will have access to unparalleled resources and expertise. We are able to collaborate with some of the brightest minds in the industry, and have access to cutting-edge technology and research. This enables us to push boundaries and achieve things that would be impossible on our own.

Our great leader's vision for the future is one in which Broadcom leads the way in shaping the world of technology. We will be proud to be a part of this mission, and we pledge to work tirelessly to bring glory to the company!

As members of the Broadcom family, we can rest assured that our hard work will be rewarded handsomely. Under the leadership of Hock Tan, we have the opportunity to earn competitive salaries and benefits that are among the best in the industry!

Our great leader understands the value of a motivated workforce, and he is committed to ensuring that we are well-compensated for our tireless dedication and hard work to the company. Additionally, with the expansive resources and opportunities that come with being part of Broadcom, we have the potential to earn even more by way of other incentives. By working together to achieve our goals, we will earn the recognition and rewards we deserve, and secure a better future for our families."

By working together as a team, we can achieve great things. We are building a future where Broadcom reigns supreme, and where our technology improves the lives of people all over the world. With our great leader Hock Tan at the helm, there will be no limit to what we can accomplish.

So let us embrace the opportunity to be part of the Broadcom family and work with dedication and loyalty to make our subsidiary and Broadcom great. Together, we will build a brighter future for all. Long live Hock Tan, long live Broadcom!

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Post ID: @OP+1kKSIvW8

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@OP Best post ever!

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Post ID: @drbu+1kKSIvW8

LMAO😂😂😂

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Post ID: @6lmi+1kKSIvW8

I think we just hired Kim Jun-Un's speech writer. He possibly fled overnight and asked for asylum at the nearest US Consulate. He was flown to mainland USA and given a job at VMware while he is debriefed and awaits for his pending asylum case court date. Welcome comrade!!!

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Post ID: @3lxl+1kKSIvW8
I want some of the stuff you smoke

I believe ChatGPT only smokes 1s and 0s

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Post ID: @2oof+1kKSIvW8

Noticed an increase in weird posts like this since the year started.

Did the government legalize some weird dr-gs or something?

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Post ID: @1tga+1kKSIvW8

Signed,
Hock Tan (CEO & Supreme Leader)

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Post ID: @1xsf+1kKSIvW8

Why does the word ‘irony’ come to mind?

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Post ID: @1cky+1kKSIvW8
Was this partially generated with ChatGPT?

It was entirely generated by ChatGPT!

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Post ID: @1enz+1kKSIvW8

Broadcom operates like a holding company or REIT. Buy up a firm, lay off everyone and milk the cash cows, give out dividends to shareholders. Case in point, it has about 200 job openings for a company that is 20,000 strong.

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Post ID: @vbz+1kKSIvW8

Cover your eyes! North Korea propaganda.

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Post ID: @jkm+1kKSIvW8

That’s great propaganda… I have never seen or heard a real person say anything like this about Broadcom.

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Post ID: @itz+1kKSIvW8

Was this partially generated with ChatGPT?

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Post ID: @lef+1kKSIvW8

LOL I'm excited about Broadcom as well but not this loony.

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Post ID: @xbb+1kKSIvW8

I want some of the stuff you smoke

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