Dashing through the snow
In my 4 cylinder 2 wheel drive Hyundai
Through the roundabouts we go
Crying all the way
Calls from engineers ring
Drinking spirits right
“What fun” it is to ride and sing
A layoff song today
Jingle pockets pockets jingle
Stock market all the way
“Oh what fun it is” to ride
In a 4 cylinder 2 wheel drive Hyundai
Pockets jingle, we all mingle
All the way to the stock market today
Oh it’s so much fun
To worry about being laid off today.