So excellent at my work, I'm kinda untouchable. Very well known all the way to the SVP. I wish they could give me the package. I wanna head to Meta. A buddy of mine got offered $700k signup bonus. I encourage you all to look at Meta (but if you're over 35, don't bother). They want younglings only for now.
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topic itself is laughable. Oh, yeah, if you are VP or above, technically, you are only going to get "fired" and not getting laid-off.
After I get chopped at Cisco in 2014, I got a job at Meta. It lasted for 3 years. They kicked me out. I came back to Cisco 6 months later. Life is good here even though the pay is so so low. Now just try to cruise along into sunset.
Tech equivalent of an eight year old day dreaming they are Superman
No recruiter wants to see Cisco on a resume
My unit caught dam died about a meta meh meh meh
Whatever you are smoking I want that stuff, seems pretty powerful
I heard Meta is paying $300M over 4 years for engineers. Run! Oh wait, they aren't recruiting from Cisco. They don't want you. Ha! You're right, Meta won't touch you!
So why don't you just quit? You will get that signup bonus like your friend at Meta.