Anyone have any good dad jokes to help Intel workers that are waiting to find out their fate soon?
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What do you call it when batman leaves church early?
... Christian bale
@ab: in all statistical likelihood, a troll
@a8 who is there?
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You're toast!
Why do cr--s never volunteer? Because they're shell-fish.
Why do melons have weddings? They cantelope.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I got a good layoff story. After getting laid off in 2009 at a different company, I took my layoff box to my car and made a phone call to the bank to ask for a loan for a bicycle knowing I won't have a paycheck to pay for the car anymore. The loan officer then said only car loans were available to me.
Knock knock
A guy walked into a bar ....
Boy did it hurt